PARNELI SHTRI

November 3, 2011

BAA TO BAPU – TAME MNE LAGN PEHLA KETLO PREM KRTA TA , ANE HAVE SAME JOTA J NATHI

BAPU – TANE LAGAN PEHLA KIDHU TOH HATU KE HU

PARNELI SHTRI MA KOI RAS LETO NATHI….

November 3, 2011

BAPU E BLADE THI POTANI GIRL FRIEND NU NAM HATH PAR LAKHYU.

5 MIN PACHI MATHU PAKDI NE BETHA.

MANGO : KEM BAPU SU THAYU?

BAPU : SPELLING KHOTO LAKHAI GYO……….

Ek Short Gujarati

October 30, 2011

Ek Short Gujarati man train chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh train patri se utar jaegi. Gujarati man train nahi chada.
Short Gujarati man plain pe chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh crash ho jaega. Voh fir vapis aa gaya.
Short Gujarati man bus pe baithne laga to avaz aai: Is ka accident ho jaega.
Short Gujarati: Aap kon ho Ji?
Avaz aai: Bhagwan.
Short Gujarati man: Jab mein ghori chadane laga tha, to aap kahan the ji?

Bapu no mobile

October 27, 2011

Bapu:-maru dil mobile che ane tu enu sim,
Baa:- hu bahu khush thai
Bapu:-have vadhare khush na tha,
Baa:-kem?
Bapu:-maro mobile to Dual Sim walo che.

bhikhari ane maniyo

October 27, 2011

bhikhari-kaik daan ma aap beta,
maniyo-le aa 5 rupiya
bhikhari khush thai ne:-maang maang beta,maange e aapu
maniyo:-babaji,
mei tamne je 5 rupiya aapya hata e mane pacha aapi do

Africa

October 11, 2011

teacher-tame jano cho ke africa na anek vistaar na chokrao school nathi jata,to apde paisa ekatr kari ne su karvu joie?

badha balako eki sathe- africa javu joie


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